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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

humiliating little girls

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.