i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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humiliating little girls

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.