- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.