I push the door open with my stomach

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.