i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

humiliating little girls

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.