Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I was the real Stig...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I chew my ice cream.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.