Go for a 10 mile run.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.