Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.