I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.