I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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blink

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Being fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.