Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I read the down voted posts

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.