Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.