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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.