I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.