I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.