Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.