- Things You Think Only You Do

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

the power to regenerate your appendix

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.