I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Tear up when I poop

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.