Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I have a phobia of incest

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.