only read the short jokes on this website

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.