Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.