Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.