filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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speak proper english

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I piss in the bed every night

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.