Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I scratch and sniff.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.