When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Ur mum

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.