When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.