Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Mayada stupid

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.