I scratch and sniff.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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fall asleep in the shower.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.