I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.