When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Ur mum

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.