- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Play as both sides on fifa

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.