Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Eating chicken at KFC.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.