When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.