I chew my ice cream.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I read the down voted posts

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.