- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.