I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I cant ride a bike

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.