When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.