When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.