Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Smoking in the shower.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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make south park refferences every day

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.