Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I hold my breath in elevators

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.