Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Tear up when I poop

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.