When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Sitting down in the shower

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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speak proper english

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.