When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.