I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.