I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.