Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.