I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Poo really loud

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.