not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sitting down in the shower

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.