I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.