- Things You Think Only You Do

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I scratch and sniff.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I hate being called "buddy".

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.