- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.