Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.