Go for a 10 mile run.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.