Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.