Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.