Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.