Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.