I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.