Believing in the kindness of strangers

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.