I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Eating chicken at KFC.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.