When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.