Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.