When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I never feel bored

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.