The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I cant ride a bike

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.