When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.