While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Smoking in the shower.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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make south park refferences every day

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.