- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.