Tear up when I poop

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Be a loner at school

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.