When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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make south park refferences every day

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.