Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I cant ride a bike

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Poo really loud

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.