Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.