Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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speak proper english

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I **** with no hands.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Tear up when I poop

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.