When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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k. everyone

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.