I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.