Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Mayada stupid

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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blink

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.