I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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humiliating little girls

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blink

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Poo really loud

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.