- Things You Think Only You Do

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.