When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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blink

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.