Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.