Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes I toot.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.