Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Being fat

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.