I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.