I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.