- Things You Think Only You Do

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.