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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.