when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.