When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Having gay sex

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.