Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sometimes I toot.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Set Fire to the Rain

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

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