- Things You Think Only You Do

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.