When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.