you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Brake for tail-gaters

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Only use the left earphone.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.