When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.