Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.