Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Having gay sex

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.