Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.