Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Pee in the shower

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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speak proper english

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.