Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.