speak proper english

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pee in the shower

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.