Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I think about other women when having sex

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.