Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.