I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Play as both sides on fifa

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.