Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Think about breathing...

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.