Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pee in the shower

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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check shower for murder then pee

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.