Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Pee in the shower

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Having gay sex

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.