- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Giving my dog a massage.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

sing like a pro in da shower

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

fap

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.