Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Eat ice by itself

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Think about breathing...

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.