When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.