when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Courtesy flush.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Think about breathing...

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.