do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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look at bins as i walk past them

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.