scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.