I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.