get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.