When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.