i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Think about breathing...

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.