Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.