I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.