Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pee in the shower

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.