Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.