Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.