Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I **** with no hands.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.