Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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humiliating little girls

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.