Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.