Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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check shower for murder then pee

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.