play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Be a loner at school

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Look at my poop before flushing

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.