~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.