Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I chew my ice cream.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.