Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.