when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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k. everyone

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I never feel bored

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.