Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.