Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.