Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.