I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I cant ride a bike

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.