Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.