Play as both sides on fifa

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.