I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I have a phobia of incest

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.