Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I cant ride a bike

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.