1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.