When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.