Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Picking my nose.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.