Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.