Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Picking my nose.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.