I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

thumb_up thumb_down -79

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

thumb_up thumb_down -89

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

thumb_up thumb_down -107

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

thumb_up thumb_down +12

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.