put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.