You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.