- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to forward chain letters

sneeze without closing my eyes

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

being super bored at shool

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Set Fire to the Rain

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.