Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Play Minecraft

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.