It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.