Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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KICK THE CAN

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.