Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Eat ice by itself

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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k. everyone

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.