When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.