Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.