I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.