I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.