This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Talk to my cat.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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KICK THE CAN

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.