- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.