My parents are annoying.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I meow when my cat meows.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.