Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Vote for the other guy

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pee in the shower

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.