If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.