If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.