It's hot but I still have on covers

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.