Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.