Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I eat ass

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.