Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Vote for the other guy

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When out I like to "people watch."

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.