Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.