Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.