Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Think about breathing...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.