Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Think about breathing...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.