I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.