Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.