- Things You Think Only You Do

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Take off the ends of the banana (

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.