- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

k. everyone

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.