Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I eat ass

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.