When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.