- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Think about breathing...

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Make up a song to yourself.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I hit the frig after sex

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.