Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.