Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.