Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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speak proper english

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.