Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.