Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I hate being called "buddy".

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I masturbate with sandpaper

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.