No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Ur mum

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.