When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.