Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.