When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Set Fire to the Rain

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.