Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Pee in the shower

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.