- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

check shower for murder then pee

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

call someone by a siblings name.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.