I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.