I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Pee in the shower

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.