Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.