Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.