Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.