chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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fap

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.