- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Having gay sex

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.