When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Ur mum

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.