- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Set Fire to the Rain

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.