I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.