Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Poo really loud

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.