- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sometimes I toot.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.