Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.