When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.