Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.