When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Poo really loud

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.