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Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Picking my nose.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.