Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.