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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.