Picking my nose.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Mayada stupid

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.